When I'm not whingeing that I have too much correspondence to manage, I'm bellyaching that nobody emails me any more. But I do get some beauts, like this one from Vladimir yesterday:
"I've been reading your website trying to find an answer. I hope you can help me.
"As you know after The Imperio Inca( TAHUANTINSUYO) was divided in two. Cuzco which was the capital and HAUSCAR the chief(PERU) The Kingdom of Quito which Atahualpa was King (ECUADOR) I have clear that Huascar was born in CUZCO, but there is nothing clear that Atahualpa was born in Cuzco as well, although they are half brothers. Where was he born? Do you think he was born on North of the Inca Imperio actual Ecuador. If you think he was born in Cuzco actual Peru, would you mind to give me facts. The only fact I have is that PACCHA Queen of The KINGDOM OF QUITO was Atahualpa's mother. Please I'll really appreciate your help."
Nothing can stroke one's ego like having people think you know hard things. And nothing can make you hard like having your ego stroked. I know less than nothing about Incan history, but if you know whether Ecuador can claim the great Atahualpa as its son, you can tell Vladimir through me.
Ledj of Didj
I'm also a sucker for anything that groans and whines (except for George Bush, Alexander Downer and other people's children), especially bagpipes and didgeridoos, and especially when they're used in rock music , which they have been sometimes in Aussie rock.
So I surfed up last night to the website of the world's most acclaimed didgeridoo maestro, Charlie McMahon (http://www.charliemcmahon.com), formerly with Gondwanaland and now playing with Gondwana. I sent off a quick email to the Living Ledj of Didj thanking him for making some sample mp3s available on his site, and to my surprise he shot this reply back to your almanackist."The almanac you do has the kind of content that interests me, good stuff, thanks. Anyway my attitude to [music file sharing] is that as copying gets easier so copyright declines and rather than pissin in the wind the best tack is to get copied a lot to get better known and have a higher profile for live stuff ... some Deutsch fans have made a site about my seismis audio www.face-bass.com"
Just when I was starting to really get the shits with the Net I appreciate it all over again for the many cool opportunities and networking it opens up even to destitute shmendricks like yours truly. And I think Charlie's got the right attitude about snagging mp3s off the Net. Some cultures aren't as mercenarily hung up on copyright and even plagiarism issues as ours, and use of one's material is seen as tribute rather than theft. Having said that, if you pinch anything from the Almanac, it's not tribute, it's bloody robbery, got it?
Charlie sounds like a good bloke. Make sure he plays your town.
I found 
[A few years ago TIME Magazine did a cover story ('Teens Before Their Time', October 30, 2000) looking at what might be the possible reasons for our kids and grandkids
"A New Zealand economist is promoting a massive worldwide programme of planting crops and burying charcoal to avoid catastrophic global warming.
"Women make up nearly half of the 37.2 million adults living with HIV, and in sub-Saharan Africa the proportion rises to almost 60 percent, according to a UN report released on Tuesday. 
"SANTIAGO, Chile - Riot police used water cannons and tear gas Friday to break up a demonstration by hundreds of rock-throwing protesters before more than 20,000 people marched to vent their anger at Pacific Rim leaders, particularly President Bush. 

Habib's lawyer worried by Egypt move
USA management team reaches target with only tens of thousands of Afghan casualties!
So, 
Inuit start to feel the heat in a world warming up
The peak of Leonids visibility is around November 17.
A satisfactory afternoon's work for Spanish imperialism
"Today [Sunday] at Air studios in Hampstead, north London, pop and rock acts will raise their voices -- and millions of pounds -- to alleviate disaster in Africa, just as Band Aid did 20 years ago.
"It was Band Aid -- and its successor concert Live Aid -- that proved the catalyst. The concert, in July 1985, powered by the righteous indignation of Bob Geldof, raised £110m for emergency famine relief. But although the money was spent wisely in Ethiopia, Chad and other countries, a decade later a simple statistic led to an epiphany about Africa’s poverty. 
UNSCOM WMD inspectors were not expelled from Iraq
"The father of Australian Guantanamo Bay inmate David Hicks says government ministers could be sued for defaming his son before he was charged with any offence.

"Baghdad (Reuters) - Aid agencies called on U.S. forces and the Iraqi government to allow them to deliver food, medicine and water to Falluja on Friday and said four days of intense fighting had turned the city into a 'big disaster'.
[Australia] "One of the soldiers taunted by comrades dressed as members of the Ku Klux Klan tried to hang himself just days before the incident was investigated by the army.
"Mordechai Vanunu, who was freed in April after 18 years in an Israeli prison for revealing the country's nuclear ambitions, was re-arrested Thursday, police said. 
"SHE WAS at Winston Churchill's side during Britain's darkest hour. And now Charlie the parrot is 104 years old...and still cursing the Nazis.
"The use of Shannon Airport by US military aircraft on their way to Iraq puts Ireland 'in the line of fire' from terrorist organisations, US civil rights campaigner the Rev Jesse Jackson said in Dublin last night.
"The US generals will no doubt deliver Falluja to Bush and Blair after bombarding its neighbourhoods with artillery and rockets. But they are doomed to deliver neither the Fallujans nor the people of Iraq. Perhaps they are unaware that Fallujans defied Saddam's rule during his last years in power. Falluja -- known as the city of a thousand mosques -- attracted Saddam's wrath in 1998 when its imams refused to hail the tyrant in their Friday sermons. Many were imprisoned, and the city punished as a result.
"Oslo (Reuters) -- Global warming is heating the Arctic almost twice as fast as the rest of the planet in a thaw that threatens millions of livelihoods and could wipe out polar bears by 2100, an eight-nation report said on Monday.
"New York (Reuters Health) - The herb St. John's Wort, used as an alternative therapy for mild depression, may hinder the effectiveness of a newer type of cancer drug, according to researchers.
Way back when (it was in 1979 but I was only about three years old, OK? Can it really be a quarter of a century? Yoikels!) I had a magazine which had as a feature a department called 'Partly Baked Ideas'.
The personal wealth of the top 587 richest people exceeds the national wealth of the poorest 135 nations combined.
"COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - International celebrities, music stars, athletes and Danish royals will attend a four-day carnival next spring that will start a year-long international celebration of the bicentennial of Hans Christian Andersen, Denmark's famous fairy tale writer, officials said Wednesday.
"God has no place in politics and should not have been used by churches in the United States to influence the presidential election, a council representing 342 Christian groups around the world said.
A media report today said that Americans voted on morality first, economy second, terrorism third and Iraq fourth.
Los Angeles, Oct. 31 - "In findings issued today, the Los Angeles Citizens' Grand Jury condemned the 9/11 Commission's official version of the events of September 11, 2001 as "physically impossible, untenable, contradictory, implausible and fraudulent" and called for the release of several documents specifically naming officials responsible for 9/11, being withheld until after the election.
Wangari Maathai and Bianca Jagger
I know, I know, Kerry looks like Herman Munster, and he sounds like he's coaching deaf kids to swim underwater. But just look at the alternative. No contest.






