The Aristocrats
'The Aristocrats' is the the most famous, filthiest, most disgusting dirty joke in the world, and it's different in every version ever told. It's a legend among American comedians, who tell the joke, but only offstage. If you can take it, go to Google Video http://video.google.com/ and type in 'The Aristocrats', but don't say I didn't warn you.
Categories: humor, humour, google, video
Categories: humor, humour, google, video
Pip Wilson posted item above at 12:02 AM | Permalink
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hey
hope you're feeling better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeQjkQpeJwY&feature=related
This is Chook, our male Superb Lyrebird at Adelaide Zoo. We've had a lot of construction going on lately and Chook has picked up many of the sounds. You can find out more information on Chook and..
its a 'safe' link :)
Guy comes home late from a night out, wakes his wife with his chortling.
Wife: What's so funny?
Guy: Just a joke someone told. Erf, erf...
Wife: So tell me.
Guy: I couldn't. It's dirty. Erf, erf...
Wife: You've told me dirty jokes before.
Guy: Not this one, erf, erf, it's too obscene to repeat.
Wife: Well, just say "dum-de-dum" for the rude bits.
Guy: It wouldn't make sense. Erf...
Wife: At least that'd be better than listening to you erfing.
Guy: Okay, here goes: Dum-de-dum dum-de-dum dum-de-dum, dum-de-dum dum-de-dum, fuck. Erf, erf, erf!
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