FRANKLY ANGELIC to cater for your functions at best prices

My friends all know that my life is eremitical, so they phone before dropping in. But good friends like Hogfish (Barry Alden Pressing on Facebook -- http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=658541849&ref=ts) are permitted to drop in unannounced, and the Fish did so today. If you Google 'abstract underground art', Fish is at the top, well above Robert Crumb.

We had a good time. We always do.

Fish's missus, Frankie Pressing, is a brilliant caterer and cheap as chips, although her food is way better than chips. From Newcastle to Brisbane, Frankly Angelic will give the ultimate best service for weddings, bar mitzvahs, 50th birthdays, 60th, 70th, 80th birthdays, celebrations and for serial foodies and the installations and deaths of kings, popes, presidents, celebrities, beloved lunatics and billionaires, at prices to make your bogs eyegle -- I mean, eyes boggle!!

Frankie, like Fish, is the best. Save their phone number for artwork, or top cuisine.

Call Frankie -- dear heart that she is, and somehow remarkably tolerant of Wilson and even more so of Hogfish -- and ask for her minimal rates card. If you are in NSW in Godzone country, Frankie is on (02) 6567 1409. Tell her Prince William sent you. You'll get the best catering on the Mid-North Coast. This is not an advertisement, but a recommendation. Do yourself a flavour and put Frankie in your address book. Save a doggie bag for Wilson, who needs it (even though no mutt here). Bright blessings to Frankie and Fish.