Sunday, May 31, 2009

Why not?

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted
1996 American psychonaut, Timothy Leary (b. 1920) crossed over. His last words, his son Zachary said, were "Why not?" and "Yeah".

Following the psychedelic author's cremation, 7 grams of his ashes were launched into space. Stored in the 9-by-12-inch canister with Leary are ashes of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, space physicist Gerard O'Neill, rocket scientist Krafft Ehricke and others.

In the months before his death from inoperable prostate cancer, Leary wrote a book called Design for Dying. The book was an attempt to show people a new way of viewing death and dying ...

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Purification of Pythia, ancient Greece

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted
From about 1400 BCE, the shrine at Delphi, Greece, was sacred, probably to Gaia, the mother earth goddess, or to a snake goddess. So important was it as a sacred site, it came to be described as Omphalos, the 'navel', or centre of the world. Later, it became sanctified to Apollo (son of Zeus, and god of the sun, light, youth, beauty, and prophecy), perhaps signifying a shift from matriarchal to patriarchal society, though this is uncertain and still a matter of academic enquiry and debate.

Delphi gained its name from the dolphin, and Apollo was said to have visited the place as one of those sea mammals that barely survive today’s polluted Ionian sea. Snakes were part of Delphic lore until c. 800 BCE when Apollo was said to have slain the serpent that guarded the sanctuary, establishing the oracle anew. (Thus, Apollo became one of the many dragon-slayers of mythology: St George, St Martha and Hercules among them.)

The serpent’s name was Python, and had been made from mud and slime by Gaia. At first the oracle priestess (sometimes two in shifts) could only be consulted on one day a year. She might have become entranced, by a drug perhaps; she answered questions in hexameter verse.

The priestess, Pythia (Sybil), seated on a tripod above a crack in the earth, went into a trance while chewing laurel leaves. The temple priests formulated the oracle from the glossolalia ('speaking in tongues', as it is sometimes known in the Christian tradition) which the priestess spoke in her ecstasy. Every four years (the third of each Olympiad), the Pythian Games were held in honour of the priestess, the winners receiving a laurel wreath from the city of Tempe; Apollo himself had instituted these games so the world would never forget his great feat in slaying Python.

The leaders of ancient Greece relied on the Delphic oracle for her prognostications and clairvoyance. King Croesus once simultaneously asked seven oracles "What is the King of Lydia doing now?" Only the Delphic oracle answered correctly that he was cooking a tortoise and a lamb in a pot of bronze.

Jelle Zeilinga De Boer, a geologist at Wesleyan University in Middletown, Connecticut, USA, reported in Geology, August, 2001, that ethylene, rising up through fissures in the rock beneath the shrine, was probably the sweet-smelling vapour that put the priestess in her trance ...

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Weird Al Yankovic - Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies

The words to 'The Beverly Hillbillies' theme song set to the tune of 'Money For Nothing' by Dire Straits.



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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Storm at North Beach


Storm at North Beach
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This was AFTER the May '09 flood, at North Beach. I suppose that a couple of days earlier the waves were really huge. The beach itself has disappeared. Good old Mother Nature giving us another reminder of just who rules the roost. Flick taken at dawn on May 24.

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Oppositeland

Animator Mark Fiore takes a good swipe at Obama and US torture in his latest, 'Perfectly Normal': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/05/20/fiorenormal.DTL&feed=rss.mfiore.

I found it at Daily Planet News where we have a new Mark Fiore toon every week, plus 650 headlines from 200 worlwide news sources, updating constantly.

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The odd case of Kaspar Hauser

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted
1828 Kaspar Hauser showed up in Nuremburg.

This is a story that intrigues me as much for the way it captivated the German people of its day and succeeding generations, as for its intrinsic oddness.

On this day, at about 4 o'clock in the afternoon, a youth of about 16 or 17 years of age showed up in a pathetic condition in the marketplace in Nuremburg, Germany.

The boy was dressed in peasant clothes, and had with him a letter addressed to the cavalry captain of the city. He was led to the captain and interrogated, and it was found he could scarcely speak. To every question he replied “Von Regensburg” (from Regensburg) or “Ich woais nit” (I don't know). Except for dry bread and water, he showed a violent dislike to all forms of food and drink. He seemed ignorant of commonplace objects. He carried a handkerchief marked ‘KH’ and a few written Catholic prayers.

In the letter that he carried, it was stated that the writer was a poor day-labourer who had ten children of his own. The man had found the boy deposited on his doorstep by his mother, and had secretly brought the boy up as his own, keeping him confined to the house, somewhere in Bavaria. The boy, said the letter, had expressed an interest in becoming a horse soldier. Accompanying this letter was also a note purportedly from the boy's mother, saying that she, a poor girl, had had the baby, named Kaspar Hauser, on April 30 (Walpurgisnacht, the witching time), 1812, and that his father, an officer in Nuremburg's sixth regiment, was dead.

A burgomaster named Binder took a kindly interest in Kaspar. In the course of many conversations with him, it was discovered that the boy had been kept underground all his life, in a space so small he could not stretch to full length. He had been fed only on bread and water by a man who never showed himself ...

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2.4 million refugees in Pakistan

"The number of refugees in north-west Pakistan has increased to 2.4 million according to the UNHCR based on figures from the regional authorities.

"Most of the refugees are from the Swat valley, where the Pakistani army started an offensive against Taliban fighters earlier this month. A half a million Pakistanis had already fled fighting in other regions.

"This is believed to be the largest number of displaced people since the Rwandan genocide in 1994."
Source

In the 19th Century, Edward Lear, the English artist and writer of nonsense verse, made fun of the ruler of the Swat Valley in a poem called The Akond of Swat, revealing, perhaps, his own ignorance and that of the British people. But it's a good poem and I've liked it since early childhood (when I didn't know about war and imperialism).

UNHCR - the UN refugee agency

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Swine flu & Winnie the Pooh



Thanx, Ian Gerrard.

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Twitter robot 1935


Click image to embiggen. Thanx Nora from Extra! Extra! blog.


Monday, May 25, 2009

Death of Captain Thunderbolt - or was it?

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted


1870 Captain Thunderbolt (Frederick Ward), the notorious Australian bushranger, was allegedly shot dead by Constable AB Walker. Thunderbolt had been the scourge of inns and mail coaches around Bourke and Uralla, New South Wales, and had done at least 80 robberies netting him £20,000. Many of these ill-gotten gains, however, were in the form of cheques and half notes, pretty useless to a highwayman out in the Armidale tablelands wilderness.

A number of years ago I sometimes used to stay on Cockatoo Island, in Sydney Harbour. The house I stayed in had once been the mansion of the governor of the notorious Cockatoo Island Prison that existed during the convict days of Australia – like a mini-Alcatraz or Robbin Island. In the old sandstone prison yard I have seen the iron rings on the walls, with which prisoners were restrained as they were scourged with the cat o’ nine tails, a leather whip sometimes made more fearsome by the addition of small pieces of sharp lead at the end of nine knotted thongs. Cockatoo has only recently been opened to public tours so visitors can get a feel for what a terrible living tomb it was.

On September 11, 1863, Fred Ward and Frederick Britten were the only prisoners ever to escape from the hell of that place, which they did by covering their heads with boxes and swimming a kilometre or so to land. Some say that Thunderbolt was shot dead on May 25, 1870, but a respectable theory has it that Thunderbolt lived a long life and died in a Sydney boarding house in the 1920s ...

Read on at May 25 in The Wilson's Almanac Book of Days.

Highwaymen, outlaws, bushrangers, pirates, gangsters, etc in the Book of Days

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Log buildup at Mylestom, Bellinger River flood

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Buildup of logs at dawn today as the May flood recedes. At the Mylestom tidal swimming pool, near Bellingen. A large river buoy is also part of the flotsam. If you can grab it, it would make a nice conversation point in your living room or garden.

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The flood, as seen at Mylestom on Bellinger River

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Dawn scene at Mylestom, near Bellingen, today as the May, 2009 flood was receding. Camera moves south, to south-east, to west. At the west, a massive pile of logs has built up against the wall of the tidal swimming pool.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Happy 68th birthday Bob Dylan

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted


Dylan cover of Oz magazine (more such covers), by Martin Sharp


Birthday boy Bob Dylan is known more for his genius with words and tunes, and for deadpan (once, asked by a journalist how many children he had, he said "Some") than as a comedian.

However, he also has a fondness for silly wisecracks and is known among fans as a real joker at gigs. Sometimes he’s corny, but his cornball jokes are loved by the audience. Here are a few of his quips, and if you have any more, I'm collecting them.

At one gig, Dylan apologized, saying that "I almost didn't make it tonight ... had a flat tire. There was a fork in the road."

At Western Connecticut State University in 1997, when he introduced Bucky Baxter he said, "When I first met Bucky, he didn't have a penny to his name. I told him to get another name."

"My ex-wife left me again. She's a tennis player. Love means nothing to her."

"This is a love song. We love to play it."

"David Kemper on the drums. David's turning 21 tonight. David never lies unless he's in bed."

"David [Kemper] and I drove here tonight in a car singing songs on the way. We were singing cartoons."

"David swallowed a roll of film today. We’ll see what develops."

More today in The Wilson's Almanac Book of Days.

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Bonnie and Clyde's grisly deaths

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted



Bonnie and Clyde clown for the camera

1934 Near their hide-out in Black Lake, Louisiana, bank robbers Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow were ambushed and shot dead by Texas Rangers in a hail of bullets. Before police brought their rampage to an end, the notorious young couple had killed twelve people.

Bonnie was something of a poet, it seems, and shortly before she died, she sent the following ballad to the Dallas, Texas 'Dispatch'.

'Saga of Bonnie and Clyde'
By Bonnie Parker
You've read the story of Jesse James
of how he lived and died.
If you're still in need;
of something to read,
here's the story of Bonnie and Clyde ...
Read on at May 23 in the Wilson's Almanac Book of Days.

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Why aren't media reporting on Afghanistan?


Hundreds of Afghan civilians killed by US troops, and most news services ignore it. Why is this? What do you think? See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eZQ9NqGKoA

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Strange Fruit song is now 70 years old



This song, about lynching and racial prejudice, is now 70 years old. Billie Holiday was just 23 when she recorded it. It helped to found the USA civil rights movement. Billie, an addict, died from cirrhosis of the liver, with $0.70 in the bank.

More info at http://www.abc.net.au/rn/rhythmdivine/stories/2009/2571130.htm and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Fruit and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billie_Holiday.

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America: Freedom to Fascism


How private banks created and control the US Federal Reserve, profiting from the American people. How tiny RFID chips will be used to identify you whatever you do, wherever you go (the technology now exists to print RFID even onto fabrics).

View the whole movie 'America: Freedom to Fascism' for free at Google Video, or in 11 parts at YouTube. Read about the movie (which contains some errors of fact), at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America:_Freedom_to_Fascism. Read about RFID at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RFID.

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Sherlock author and Wicca founder duped by girls

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted
1859 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (d. July 7, 1930), Scottish physician and author, creator of Sherlock Holmes.

After his son died in World War I, he dedicated himself to spiritualistic studies. An example is The Coming of the Fairies (1922) in which he supported the existence of 'little people' and spent more than a million dollars on their cause. He was apparently totally convinced of the veracity of the obviously faked Cottingley fairy photographs, which he reproduced in the book, together with theories about the nature and existence of fairies.

Doyle’s gullibility possibly was heightened because he had first been told about the photographs by his fellow devotee of esoteric matters and enthusiastic believer in the pictures, Gerald Gardner, the founder of modern Wicca. By May 1920 Gardner was using slides of the Cottingley pictures at lectures. Doyle saw the first two photos and Gardner convinced him they were real, whereupon Doyle wrote an article on the subject in The Strand, the magazine that published his Holmes tales. Doyle did, however, say that the photos should be tested by disinterested people.

While Doyle was in Australia on a lecture tour in 1921, Gardner sent him information about three more photos that he had been shown by the Cottingley cousins, and Doyle shed any doubts that he might have had, apparently believing that Gardner fit the bill of his "disinterested" person.

Doyle at this time was a major international celebrity, but his fascination with ghosts, fairies and "the afterlife" drew ridicule worldwide. In 1923, as he toured America, an editorial in The New York Times said: "Again Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is placing on many of this country's inhabitants the embarrassing task of trying to strike a balance between their long-established liking for him and their equally well-settled dislike for what he is doing."

Frances Griffiths and Elsie Wright were two young cousins living in Cottingley, near Bradford, England. The children took a total of five photographs between 1916 and 1920 of what appeared to be fairies dancing ...

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Video of Bellinger River flood May 22 09

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These pix show the different moods of the Bellinger River at Lavenders Bridge, in the heart of town.

Today's flood is almost as high as the March 31 flood (a "100-year flood") and there is much more rain forecast. This is Bellingen's fourth flood since September.

Fortunately, although I live a stone's throw from the river, my house is above the floodline, but I have neighbours who are nervous about what might come tomorrow and the weekend.

I took the video this morning with my Canon PowerShot 450 stills camera. Click the arrows at the bottom right-hand corner of the video to embiggen.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Maybe Marti's last Bellingen Poetry Night

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Marti Guy's hosting her 25th or 26th poetry night on Friday May 29, at 6pm, at Guru cafe (formerly known as Feisty Pilot), next door to the former BellaBooKafe -- Church Street, Bellingen.

Marti's sold the book cafe business. This may well be the last poetry night Marti hosts, so let's hope there's a good roll-up. More than anyone in this town, I think, Marti's helped create a thriving poetry scene in Bellingen. The nights are always fun and convivial, sometimes slightly inebriated; always intelligent and invigorating. I hope that local people will roll up on Friday, May 29, 6pm at the Guru, if you can make it for this important Poetry Night.

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Armand Hammer. Bucks or ideology?

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted
1898 Armand Hammer (d. December 10, 1990), American physician, entrepreneur, oil magnate, art collector, founder of Occidental Petroleum when he was in his 60s.

New York-born billionaire Dr Armand Hammer led a most extraordinary life as an American businessman and a confidant of US presidents as well as Communist dictators. As a youth, he met Lenin and was the first capitalist to gain a business concession in the USSR; during the 1920s he was a courier for the Soviet government to the American Communist Party. It might be a job he continued into his old age.

The new Marxist-Leninist regime in the USSR gave Hammer the rights to sell old Czarist paintings in the West, and he amassed a fortune as a young man. Many American and other art galleries and institutions as well as private collectors still own Russian masterpieces that the Communist regime and Armand Hammer shipped out of their rightful homeland.

Good guy/bad guy?
His autobiography painted him as a philanthropist and worker for peace, though other biographies portrayed him as a liar, a Communist propagandist (and possibly an espionage agent through several US administrations), a bully and a briber. He always seemed to skirt prosecution, perhaps because his fortune and fame protected him, though he did come under investigation for a bribery scandal in Venezuela where he had oil concessions. In 1976 he pleaded guilty to charges of concealing a $54,000 contribution to the re-election campaign of Richard Nixon, receiving just a small fine and eventually a pardon from President George Bush (Daddy).

A man of immense energy, Hammer created the transnational giant, Occidental Petroleum, after he was 65 years old, and worked seven days a week until 91 years of age. And he bought or created many more corporations. In his autobiography he boasted that when he bought the corporation that owned Arm and Hammer Baking Soda Company, he was fulfilling a childhood dream of owning his namesake. He wrote that his father Julius Hammer had named him after a character, Armand Duval, in La Dame aux Camellias by Alexandre Dumas, fils.

Bucks or ideology?
In fact, according to his biographer, Carl Blumay (The Dark Side of Power, Simon &; Schuster, 1992), his former press agent of many years, Armand Hammer was named after the arm-and-hammer insignia of the Socialist Labor Party that became, under Julius Hammer's leadership, the Communist Party of the USA ...

Other late starters & late achievers in the Scriptorium

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Wild weather in northern New South Wales

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We have wild and woolly weather here in Bellingen, and all the way to southern Queensland. It's our fourth flood since September. I have photos of recent floods at http://www.flickr.com/photos/pipwilson/sets/

This isn't a cyclone, but it's one helluva storm:

http://www.google.com.au/news/more?pz=1&ned=au&ncl=dVa1UFhjGgDSZyM58uIH9nceH3O9M&topic=h

The city of Lismore, north of here, is being evacuated.

This morning there were wind gusts of 130 km/hr, at the city of Byron Bay (most easterly point of Australia), which is 3 hours' drive north of my town, and that weather is heading south -- should hit here in a few hours. The Bellinger River divides Bellingen in two -- North Bellingen is where I live, and the main part of town is south of the river. I live about 100 metres from the river and there's a general store nearby, so even if we're flooded in, we can get provisions. The bridge hasn't gone under yet, but it's getting close and I expect that within two hours North Bellingen will be cut off, and probably by tomorrow it will be about 3 metres under water. The rain right now is very heavy, and the sky is very dark, but it's expected to get wetter and windier this afternoon. The wind is the most concerning thing -- up north it's caused a lot of damage. One bloke died just by standing near his window. We are now getting thunder for the first time and I might have to go offline.

http://www.bom.gov.au/cgi-bin/wrap_fwo.pl?IDN28500.html will keep being updated.

Because so many of the power lines are strung on poles through the bush, it's likely that fallen trees and branches will cause blackouts. If I appear to be lost, I'll try, if possible, to have status reports here.

I'm almost completely out of wood and the firewood bloke is flooded in, but I have a big pot of chicken and vegie soup on the wood stove, firewood for 24 hours and enough food for a week. :)

See ya soon.

* Update 1:50pm Thursday: Lavenders Bridge is now closed. Misty and I went to Community Radio 2BBB-FM to raise things off the floor, because in the March 31 flood, for the first time in its 25 years, the building was flooded, and this flood looks like being at least as serious. Fingers crossed.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sick of overpackaging


Sick of overpackaging
Originally uploaded by Pip_Wilson.
The bosses who create overpackaging
Deserve a really good whackaging.
I want corn on the cob,
But it's some poor person's job
To help with our sad planet's ravishing.

Bad Bellingen


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We in Bellingen live in paradise, although the weather can be extreme (the Australian Bureau of Meteorology has today issued a severe weather warning), and we have problems with youth violence and crime. Below is my letter today to the editor of the local newspaper, The Bellingen Courier-Sun.

Dear Editor,

Bad Bellingen


A friend of mine, a woman of advanced years, was bashed and robbed on Saturday, May 16, at the foot of the stairs behind the Diggers Club. She did not see the perpetrator, but from my experience, I'll hazard a guess that it was a youth. The collision of her lovely face with the concrete caused immense facial and, naturally, considerable emotional damage. Her eyes are nearly blinded -- a good metaphor for our shire. This friend tells me, without a trace of resentment or rancour, that the hospital did not notify the police. To me, this is incredible if it is so.

Before our eyes, good Bellingen is becoming rather bad, with daily vandalism and violence, so I humbly suggest that Bellingen Shire form a sister-town relationship with the German municipality of Bad Bellingen. The name might serve as a reminder of the current blind and bad state of our shire.

Bad Bellingen ('bad' apparently being German for 'bath') is a place where Germans have for generations used the local spas to recover in health. As Bellingen has far more health professionals and snake-oil purveyors than police, and far more than residents demanding a youth centre, I think that our municipalities could well be 'twinned' and we might all benefit.

However, a youth centre is more urgent, but will only occur if residents tenaciously demand it of Council, and persistently request it of our many fine service clubs and societies. Surely our shire has to wake up to its increasing youth problem and nip it in the bud, as it is likely to increase as the recession deepens, and as local adults continue to turn a blind eye. We don't want the town we love to be called Bad Bellingen. Just 'Bello' is good.

Pip Wilson

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World's first film for a paying audience

1895 On this day, Australian boxer Young Griffo (Albert Griffiths; 1871 - 1927), a character in my novel, Faces in the Street, starred in Young Griffo vs. Battling Charles Barnett (filmed on the roof of Madison Square Garden, May 4, 1895), the world's first motion picture to be screened before a paying audience, on this day at 153 Broadway in New York City.

It premiered more than seven months before the Lumière brothers showed their film at the Grand Cafe on the Boulevard des Capucines, Paris, on December 28 – the event usually said to be the first movie-by-ticket screening in the world.

Young Griffo's brilliant boxing career in America came to a grinding end in New York City in 1895, at the peak of his international fame, after he was convicted of raping William Gottlieb, an 11-year-old boy. He spent the last three decades of his life drinking himself to death ...

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Melba

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted
1861 Dame Nellie Melba (born Helen Porter Mitchell; d February 23, 1931), Australian opera soprano who 'played before the crowned heads of Europe'.

Melba's professional debut was in Verdi's Rigoletto at the Theatre Royale de la Monnaie, Brussels, on October 13, 1886. On May 24, 1888 she made her first appearance at Britain's famed Royal Opera House, Covent Garden, but was not particularly successful and returned to Brussels.

Her acclaimed June 5, 1889 return to Covent Garden in Romeo and Juliet opposite Jean deReszke sealed her position and she remained Covent Garden's prima donna through to the 1920s. She made her debut at the Metropolitan Opera House, New York in Lucia di Lammermoor (December 4, 1893). In early 1902 Melba first sang with Caruso, at Monte Carlo. On February 13, 1904, she appeared in the world premiere of Helene by Camille Saint-Saens at Monte Carlo. In 1920 she appeared on a pioneering radio broadcast from Guglielmo Marconi's factory in Chelmsford, England. On June 2, 1927 Nellie Melba received the Grand Cross of the Order of the British Empire, thenceforth being known as 'Dame' Nellie, but she was then, and now, one of that select band of notables (eg Coleridge, Paderewski, Lincoln, Dylan) generally known or identified by just one name.

She died due to an infection acquired during plastic surgery – a facelift.

This is just a snippet of today's stories. Read all about today in folklore, historical oddities, inspiration and alternatives, with many more links, at the Wilson's Almanac Book of Days, every day. Click today's date (or your birthday).

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Dylan and The Stones do 'Like a Rolling Stone' in Brazil, 1998

Highly recommended
Just for fun. I've probably blogged it before. I'm sorry. Can't help myself. These are still the world's best songwriter, Zimmerman, and the best RnR band extant, The Stones, IMHO. Just a shame that the mixer didn't turn up Zimmy's mike and make this a complete classic.

'Like a Rolling Stone' was voted Number One out of 500 songs in a reader survey by "Rolling Stone' magazine. I second that opinion, but Dylan's 'Idiot Wind' and 'Brownsville Girl' I would maybe put as equal first. Whatever, Zimmy is still my Number One, although I'm not impressed by his new album, Together Through Life.



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World's largest monolith

What's the biggest rock in the world? Many people say it is Uluru (once known as Ayer's Rock), that central Australian glory that graces the homepage of Wilson's Almanac. But Mount Augustus (pictured), which is 852 kilometres north of Perth, Western Australia, is probably the winning claimant. However, there is disputation:
"Mount Augustus stands 1105 m above sea level, or approximately 860 m above the surrounding plain, and covers an area of 47.95 km². It has a central ridge which is almost 8 km long. Mount Augustus is widely claimed to be the 'world's largest monolith', but the claim does not originate from the geological literature, nor appears to be substantiated by any other scholarly research. The claim appears to have arisen out of long standing rivalry with Uluru, another unsubstantiated claimant for the title."
Wikipedia
OK, I dunno. I haven't a clue. You tell me. Why can't the scholars decide? Why is Uluru known worldwide, but Mt Augustus is not? What IS the biggest pebble on the planet?

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Clever anagrams

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the grand finale:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Thanks, Almaniac Lynn F from Israel.

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Monday, May 18, 2009

The mystery of Aimee Semple McPherson

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted
1926 USA: The famous and eccentric American evangelist Aimee Semple McPherson (1890 - 1944), disappeared while visiting a Venice, California beach.

Authorities later discovered that radio announcer Kenneth Ormiston, a friend of McPherson, had also vanished, and evidence was strong that the two had set up a 'love nest'. After 32 days (on June 23), McPherson stumbled out of the desert in Agua Prieta, Mexico, just across the border from Douglas, Arizona with a tale of having been kidnapped by persons unknown ...

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Obama jokes at White House Correspondents Dinner



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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Robin Hood & his merry band of Sea cucumber traders

The big hairy Sea cucumber (Holothuroidea Spp.) Some time ago at Sandy Beach, New South Wales, I nearly stepped on one of these interesting marine animals in a warm rockpool, a fascinating animal that looks exactly like the one in the Wikipedia article.

In other words, as I stepped over the rocks and through the pools, I could either assume it was a bit of driftwood, probably of the tree fern variety, or that it was a Sea cucumber. It wasn't moving and from a distance I thought it was a bit of sunken flotsam. On closer inspection it was this harmless but rather creepy looking creature. Poor thing. About looking creepy, I mean. I'm sorry, but it does! I just hope someone's dog doesn't also think so. Dogs, cats, and their human beings are the sworn enemies of endangered wildlife on the continent of Australia.

This fella might be happier crawling across some of the coral further out from the beach than stuck in a shallow pool on the shore. And it was shallow: he was about 25cm below the surface. Lots of little guppy fish of at least two species were swimming all over him, possibly to eat his slime. That's just a guess.

He is one of about 1,400 living species of Holothuroidea that come in a variety of forms. They're all in the phylum Echinodermata, along with their cousins, the thousands of varieties of starfish and sea urchins of the world.

They sailed like Columbus, Raleigh and Drake



Many people in the Orient love Sea cucumbers in their cuisine. When he's dining out, Holothuroidea is known as bêche-de-mer, or trepang. The Makassans were coming down south from their South-East Asian home to catch trepang for centuries before Europeans came to Australia. They, and indigenous Australian divers, were catching, preparing and trading this delicacy when England was still a feudal society.

Lately, when the Commonwealth of Australia finds Makassan fishermen in 'our' waters, it throws them in jail and burns their boats. "Hell, we were here first!" In fact, we Aussies treat them very much the way we treat people fleeing dictatorships, like the notorious, tragic Tampa and SIEV-X cases. Happens all the time.

It's been estimated that 6 million trepang (more than 350 tonnes) were exported from Australia every summer for at least three, perhaps six, centuries before white settlement in 1788. That would take it back to about the year 1188. The days of Richard the Lionheart, Saladin and Robin Hood.

Fleets of sixty or more prahus (25-tonne boats) took the vast cargo home each year, armed against the pirates that even today are a frightening feature of the waters north of this country:

" ... sixty prows belonging to the Rajah of Boni, and carrying one thousand men, had left Macassar with the north-west monsoon, two months before, upon an expedition to this coast; and the fleet was then lying in different places to the westward, five or six together, Pobassoo's division being the foremost. These prows seemed to be about twenty-five tons, and to have twenty or twenty-five men in each; that of Pobassoo carried two small brass guns, obtained from the Dutch, but all the others had only muskets; besides which, every Malay wears a cress or dagger, either secretly or openly ..."
Matthew Flinders (1774-1814), Australian explorer


Pictured here is Macassans at Victoria, Port Essington, 1845, by HS Melville (click thumbnail to enlarge). It shows Makassan and Aboriginal trepang-getters preparing the catch.

Port Essington
, Victoria, Australia, by the way, is not on the north coast of Australia, near Makassar in Indonesia, but thousands of kilometres south at the bottom of the Australian continent. The dangerous journey in the Roaring Forties gales, as the map shows, was probably longer than that taken by Christopher Columbus. The Makassans could sail like Columbus, Sir Walter Raleigh and Sir Francis Drake, quite possibly centuries before them. I suspect this is not widely known in Europe or North America ... because very few Australians would know it either.

How far did these master mariners sail, and what grand adventures did they have when the Makassans ruled seas as big as the North Atlantic, maybe bigger? What great battles and royal intrigues, what brave colonial experiments and what business ventures did they know? How many of them took Aboriginal wives and families home, and how many jumped ship and joined inland tribes?

Did ancient prahus sail down to the Antarctic seas, searching for a promised land but dying a frozen death? How far west did they sail, into African waters? Did a Makassan sailor ever sit by a fire with an Australian and tell him of the glories of the Court of Kublai Khan? Perhaps one day we will know more. Because so much information has been lost to time, I can't even tell if my questions make sense, but a little conjecture is good for the soul.

The flesh of the trepang has to be drenched in water for a long time prior to cooking, in order to remove a lot of the gelatinous goo, or so I'm told. Unfortunately, although my culinary tastes are quite adventurous, I'm cursed with that typical Anglo-Celtic preference for as little slime as possible in my food, so I think next time at the Chinese restaurant I won't be eating trepang, but something like roast duck (my favourite). Besides, the ducks of the world aren't in danger of disappearing like this little harmless fella is. Sea cucumbers are too easy to catch, their price is too appealing to the fishing industry, and their top-heavy age structures mean that populations can be easily decimated.

Mmmmm Chinese roast duck. (Now I guess I've just lost my vegetarian readers. Not to mention any duck readers.)

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Most suffering hypochondriac?

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted
1817 Sixty-five-year-old Samuel Jessup died at Heckington, England.

He was such a hypochondriac that in 21 years, from 1791 to 1816 he took an estimated 226,934 pills. In the last five years of his life he was taking them at the rate of 78 per day ...

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On greed and sharing

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, "God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

God led the holy man to two doors.

He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.

In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly.

They appeared to be famished.

They were holding spoons with very long handles, that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.

But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

God said, "You have seen Hell."

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.

The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't understand".

"It is simple," said God. "It requires but one skill.

"You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."

Thanks, H Fish

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Martin Sheen calls Bush a mass murderer



Thanks, Nora from Extra! Extra!

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Two major rock albums released on same day in '66

Today according to Australian Eastern Standard Time when this item was posted
1966 Two extremely influential rock albums were released on the same day: Bob Dylan's Blonde on Blonde and The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.

Blonde on Blonde is a folk rock album, generally believed to be the rock and roll genre's first double album. Pet Sounds, long regarded as the masterpiece of composer-producer Brian Wilson, has been hailed as one of the best and most influential albums in popular music ...

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Storms in Oklahoma

My friend, David B from Tulsa, Oklahoma, has been keeping me up to date for a few days about the fierce storms and tornadoes bearing down on his state. This video shows some damage already done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB5uv_wQ2P0

Good luck, my friend, and to all Oklahomans. I hope things will be 'OK'.

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Friday, May 15, 2009

XXX: Is the Porn Industry Doomed?

"We all know that plunging home values and decimated 401(k)s are among the effects of the recession. But what about depleted sex drives? ..."
AlterNet

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Farmers beware - Monsanto is taking control

Discover the Permaculture solutions
"America's giant Monsanto corporation is currently lodging patent applications in 159 countries to patent the Pig.

"Unbelievable I know, but if Monsanto is granted the patent in the USA every other country may follow. That means farmers across the world will have to pay Monsanto a fee every time they sell a pig ...

"They already have this sort of control with genetically modified seed and plants. Patenting is all about control. Monsanto wants to own the world wide patents for our food. The patent is not just for pigs it is for their offspring. Every time a pig has a piglet it is a 'patent violation' and the farmer has to pay Monsanto for it.

"Here is the first of a 5 part video series that documents Monsanto's ambitious plan to control food from the seed and field to the fork ..."
Read on and watch the videos

I dips me lid to old mate and Permaculture authority, Robyn Francis, for this link.

What is Biological patenting?
It all started with Diamond v. Chakrabarty

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