John Howard at Buck House
"But Mr Howard," Her Majesty replied. "Orstralia can't be a kingdom, because you are not a king."
"Then maybe we should be an empire," Little Johnny replied.
"I'm sorry, for Orstralia to become an empire, first you'd have to be an emperor. Quite impossible."
"Then, a principality?"
"No, Mr Howard. Only if you were a prince. I think Australia must remain a country."
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