Oyyyy
An old man went into the confessional and said to the priest:
"Father, I am an 85-year-old man, I'm married, I have four children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I found myself with two teenage girls. We partied, drank lots of bourbon, smoked some pot, dropped some Ecstasy and had wild sex all night long."
The priest said, "Goodness! My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"
The old man said, "I've never been to confession, father. I'm Jewish."
The priest said, "So, why are you here telling me this?"
The old man said, "Oyyy ... I'm telling everyone!"
"Father, I am an 85-year-old man, I'm married, I have four children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I found myself with two teenage girls. We partied, drank lots of bourbon, smoked some pot, dropped some Ecstasy and had wild sex all night long."
The priest said, "Goodness! My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"
The old man said, "I've never been to confession, father. I'm Jewish."
The priest said, "So, why are you here telling me this?"
The old man said, "Oyyy ... I'm telling everyone!"
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