Personal ads in the Dublin News
True ads, according to Fogie's Follies, Frolics & Funnies:
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiance, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
Tagged: funny, humor, humour
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiance, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
Tagged: funny, humor, humour
Pip Wilson posted item above at 8:38 AM | Permalink
1 Comments:
Just you wait ... I'll blog some jokes.
BTW, on that page of 'Frolics and Funnies', I came across this:
Shamrock: A papier-maché boulder.
It reminded me that back in the early 70s a group of us were holidaying on the Dingle Peninsula. We found ourselves on part of the site used for the making of the film 'Ryan's Daughter' (1970). What did the lads come across but some fake boulders -- huge things made from fibreglass, or some other synthetic material (something that had survived the weather), looking 110% realistic but in fact as light as a feather. Somewhere in an old album I have pix of some of the lads, each holding a (so-called) massive 1/2 ton rock up in the air with his bare hands ... LOL
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