Spike Milligan and the World's Funniest Joke
"DETECTIVE work by a British academic investigating the psychology of humour has shown that Spike Milligan was the author of the world's funniest joke.
"Five years ago Richard Wiseman, of the University of Hertfordshire, conducted an online experiment in which 300,000 people from around the world took part in LaughLab, in which they voted for the best gag.
"At the Cheltenham Science Festival on Thursday, Professor Wiseman said he had discovered that it was almost certainly written by Milligan.
"The joke runs as follows: Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'
"The operator says: 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
"Back on the phone, the guy says: 'OK, now what?'
"'It is very rare to be able to track down the origin of any joke but this is an exception,' Professor Wiseman said.
"'There is some very rare footage from 1951 showing the Goons in their first TV appearance. Just by chance I saw it on a documentary and saw a version of the very same joke.'
"The material would have been written by Milligan and the script reads:
"Michael Bentine: I just came in and found him lying on the carpet there.
"Peter Sellers: Oh, is he dead?
"Bentine: I think so.
"Sellers: Hadn't you better make sure?
"Bentine: All right. Just a minute. Sound of two gunshots.
"Bentine: He's dead."
Sydney Morning Herald (ta Baz le Tuff)
Tagged: humor, humour
"Five years ago Richard Wiseman, of the University of Hertfordshire, conducted an online experiment in which 300,000 people from around the world took part in LaughLab, in which they voted for the best gag.
"At the Cheltenham Science Festival on Thursday, Professor Wiseman said he had discovered that it was almost certainly written by Milligan.
"The joke runs as follows: Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'
"The operator says: 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
"Back on the phone, the guy says: 'OK, now what?'
"'It is very rare to be able to track down the origin of any joke but this is an exception,' Professor Wiseman said.
"'There is some very rare footage from 1951 showing the Goons in their first TV appearance. Just by chance I saw it on a documentary and saw a version of the very same joke.'
"The material would have been written by Milligan and the script reads:
"Michael Bentine: I just came in and found him lying on the carpet there.
"Peter Sellers: Oh, is he dead?
"Bentine: I think so.
"Sellers: Hadn't you better make sure?
"Bentine: All right. Just a minute. Sound of two gunshots.
"Bentine: He's dead."
Sydney Morning Herald (ta Baz le Tuff)
Tagged: humor, humour
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