Dubya and the lie detector

George W Bush said he was sick of people accusing him of lying us into war. Today he met with a gentleman from the CIA to administer a lie detector test to settle the matter once and for all.

The agent explained the test to Bush. He told him that he would ask a series of questions. He told Bush that when he told the truth the light would turn green, and if he told a lie, then the light would turn red. After explaining that to him, the agent asked Bush if he understood, and Bush said, "Yes." The light turned red.

[Lid dip, Mary Ann.]

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