*Ø* Blogmanac | Bush Resignation Hailed by World Leaders

"[Washington] The surprise resignation of the forty-third President of the United States, George W. Bush, on the second anniversary of the terrorist attack on America, was hailed by chiefs of state throughout the world. Mr. Bush announced that after, 'two years of bloodshed, economic devastation, and spreading fear in America and abroad,' he saw no choice but to accept that, 'I have held a title which I did not win, and for which I have proven unqualified ...'"
Read the President's inspiring resignation speech

And if it's not good enough, you can be the President's speechwriter yourself!