Two from Chas the Mensan

Here's two from Chas, a Mensan Almaniac:

1) A Mensan goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The Mensan says, "Wait!"

( she thinks a few minutes)

OK. . .Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.


2) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

fun fact. merry christmas chas