Ghost of Sir Joh declares state of emergency to stop funeral protest

"The Sydney Morning Herald has reported that a group of disgruntled former power station workers are planning to blockade the state funeral of Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen, who, as Queensland premier, had little respect to the right to protest.

"In response, Sir Joh has appeared from beyond the grave to declare a state of emergency.

"The ghosts of riot police past will be out in force to ensure that nothing can prevent Sir Joh's corpse from touring the cemetery."
Source: The Daily Grind, via SatireSearch