*Ø* Little Johnny
A guy on his way home from work in Canberra traffic came to a dead halt and thought to himself, "This is unusual." He noticed a cop walking between the lines of stopped cars, so rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
The cop replied, "Prime Minister Howard is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq and the children overboard and Peter Costello taking over the helm in 12 months, so we're taking up a collection for him."
The guy asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The cop replies, "About 200 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
A guy on his way home from work in Canberra traffic came to a dead halt and thought to himself, "This is unusual." He noticed a cop walking between the lines of stopped cars, so rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
The cop replied, "Prime Minister Howard is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq and the children overboard and Peter Costello taking over the helm in 12 months, so we're taking up a collection for him."
The guy asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The cop replies, "About 200 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
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