*Ø* Moon crowned 'King of Heaven' on Capitol Hill

In case you missed it, on March 23, Sun Myung Moon and his wife were crowned King and Queen of Heaven on Capitol Hill, Washington, DC, USA, with congressmen in attendance. It was almost ignored by the media at the time, which is why I'm posting it now. It's covered at March 23 in the Book of Days, and I thank Almaniac Mary Ann Sabo for drawing my attention to the wondrous event.

And remember, as Messiah Moon always says,

As a man, in your right front pants pocket is a small inside watch pocket. Keep pliers there, and when you go to the bathroom, once a day, pinch your love organ. Cut the skin a little bit as a warning. If your love organ does not listen to your conscience, then you should cut off the tip.