*Ø* Blogmanac | Declaration to all spammers
Dear sir or madam

If I wanted a mortgage I would go to a bank in Australia, not a hotmail account of someone who can't spell;
I am very poor and cannot afford to see your webcam girls, although I must say Carol does sound delightful;
I detest golf and do not know what a 'wedge' is;
I have never had a need for viagra, viagara, vlagra, vlagara nor v_i_a_g_r_a and (please note) I feel confident I never will;
My name is Mr Wilson, or at least Pip or Philip, not almanac. If my name was Almanac I would spell it with a capital initial letter. Please note that no one named almanac lives here;
Messages with subject headers like 'tivhe disrqpt rrrox lhtpxd83739157' make you sound like an alien so I am unlikely to do business with the sender;
Subject headers like 'I found that file', 'Our lunch appointment' and 'Walter, why didn't you call' make you sound like a liar, so it's quite impossible that I will do business with the sender;
Subject headers like 'I'm your secret admirer' make you sound like you're either too underage or too ugly to come up to me in person. Do not assume that I am that desperate;
I regret that I can't help you remove $22 billion from Nigeria, but I've referred your letter to my cousin, the Nigerian Interpol bureau chief. He might have a lazy $20,000, but I don't;
My wife will not 'thank me' if I buy your product -- if you are referring to any of my ex-wives, I doubt that they give a rat's arse any more;
No, I am not desperate to lose weight. Why should I be? I probably could do with a few extra pounds -- I attach a photo;
My 'manhood' as you so quaintly refer to it, is quite big enough already.

Sincerely,

Pip Wilson