18 Things That Guys Wished Women Knew

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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; we've worked out how to put it up if it's down, so please learn how to put it down if it's up, and stop griping.
3. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
6. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their breasts looked at.
7. You have too many shoes.
8. Crying is too often blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
10. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
11. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
12. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
13. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done -- not both.
14. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
15. You have enough clothes.
16. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
17. You have enough clothes.
18. You have enough clothes.