Decisions, decisions

Like many writers, I would love to be remembered for a maxim. It's an honour achieved by very few of us. I know my chance is slim.

Trouble is, I just can't decide between two aphoristic lines that came to me at dawn:

"Expecting an ABC Radio National journalist to learn syntax is like expecting a wombat to serve sushi."

OR

"Expecting a wombat to serve sushi is like expecting an ABC Radio National journalist to learn syntax."

Oh, decisions, decisions.

Turtles All the Way Down

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