I rarely eat natural shampoo, due to its toxicity

I'd like to see honest shampoo and conditioner. I want the stuff in the fine print on the back of the container to be in big letters on the front. And I'm not such a moron that I believe you can eat hair-cleaning products, so they needn't pretend that all that chemical goop is 'natural' foodstuffs.

So, on the front of a bottle or tube of hair stuff, instead of big-font "Contains honey balm, apricot kernels, grapeseed, passionfruit and almond oil", I would like to see in LARGE TYPE, "Now with Dimethicone, Sodium Styrene, DMDM, Hydroxyethyl, and Methylchloroisothiazolinone". I don't like being taken for a shmendrick.

More on Monday.