I've sure got old

I've sure got old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank gawd, I still have my driver's licence.

[Thanks, Vera from Canada.]

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.