Keef falls out of tree, lands in pile of coke

"AUCKLAND, New Zealand - ROLLING Stone Keith Richards is due to have his brain examined after falling from a palm tree. Lucky for the sexagenarian coconut aficionado, his fall was broken by a pile of cocaine being shovelled by roadies poolside. After rolling and tumbling down the dune of soft white powder, our mossless Keef came to a stop in a stack of garden hoses which served as snorting implements for Mick’s entourage. No real harm was done apart from a few umbrella drinks spilled among the guests."
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