Robertson suggests God smote, or smit, plumper Sharon

OK, Ariel Sharon might have a name like a pantomime fairy, but he has a body like Jabba the Hutt.

Plus he also has a heart the size and consistency of a spoonful of blue vein cheese, and seven kilograms of cholesterol coursing around his war criminal veins. And a bloke with a cork eye can see he's about a hundred years old -- Jesus, the Butcher of Beirut was already about 90 when he pulled off the Sabra and Shatila massacre.

So he had a stroke, poor bastard. I don't like the guy a bit, but I feel sorry for him and his family.

But Jesus Christ's Amway Representative on Earth, Pat Robertson, watched by 1 million buffoons daily, says God has smitten him:

"Television evangelist Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, which Robertson opposed."

One would have thought that Pat's viewers would have risen up against the Apostate Antifat with a mighty flick of the TV remote and settled back into their Hershey bars and Revelation Twinkies. But never underestimate the loyalty of the Obese Elect of Jehovah.

Will Pat lose some of his audience if someone tells them where Gaza is?

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