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Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are looking down on events in Iraq.

Alexander says, "Wow, if I had just one of Bush's armoured divisions, I would definitely have conquered India."

Frederick the Great states, "Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush's air force I would have won the Seven Years War decisively in a matter of weeks."

There is a long pause as the three continue to watch events. Then Napoleon speaks, "And if I only had that Fox News, no one would ever have known that I lost the Russian campaign."

Thanx Chris Keeley for this one.