*Ø* Blogmanac | Matchmaker

A shaddchan (matchmaker) corners a yeshiva bochur (student) and says,
"Do I have a girl for you!".
"Not interested", replies the bochur.
"But she's beautiful!", says the shaddchan "Yeah?" says the bochur.
"Yes. And she's very rich too."
"Really?"
"And she has great yichus (ancestry)! From a very fine family." "Sounds great." says the bochur. "But a girl like that would have to be crazy to marry me."
Replies the shaddchan "Well, you can't have everything!"

[Thanx, Kayla!]