Saturday, August 23, 2003

*Ø* Blogmanac | Bush blames nation's wildlife for east coast blackout

"War on Endangered Species" to be fought in the mountains of ANWR

"Gail Norton, the controversial head of the Department of the Interior, is leading a crack team of Navy SEALs with animal experts Jack Hanna and Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, into Alaska to track down a rogue band of animals that the Bush administration is blaming for the recent power outage.

"'Operation Furry Fury' will target those responsible for the terrorist act, which officials suspect was perpetrated by endangered species from the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve (ANWR) in Alaska. The electrical outage caused by the attack was the worst blackout in US history shutting down power to seven northeastern States and Canada. Vice President Dick Cheney said the United States has no choice but to invade the federally protected land in Alaska to stop the terrorists from striking again ..."

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