Saturday, August 02, 2003

*Ø* Blogmanac August 2, 1939 | Albert tells FDR "we can do it!"

Albert Einstein suggested to President Roosevelt that atomic research should commence in the US. Roosevelt’s approval led to the construction of the first atomic bomb.



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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "144." "That is great!" says Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "71." Albert ponders this for a moment, and then says, "How about them damn Muslims, huh?"

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