*Ø* Blogmanac | Wow, what an amazing coincidence!
Thank you, Al Qaeda, for taking note of our fears like that
Two days ago the US Department of Homeland Security released a warning that Australia is a target for Al Qaeda terrorism. The Australian government, receiving a kindly visit from Men in Black from the tourism and airline industries, did something completely out of character. With their biggest John Howard nervous grins, they mentioned politely to the USA that "The Australian People" were a tad dubious about that assessment.
At first, the big burly blokes in the American administration stood firm, and told the media they saw no reason to change their alert for Australia. Then, as if by some overnight miracle, or a phone call from some unknown benefactor, they rewrote the whole dossier for us. Big Aussie phew! Australia is no longer a target for Al Qaeda, which sure makes us feel safer. Me, I'm going to find me some big crowded airport right away!
What a great coincidence that the Al Qaeda leader changed his mind about attacking us on the very day that Australian industry delegations met government officials expressing their disquiet? And within hours of the Aussie delegation to Admiral poindexter.
We stopped being a target at precisely that time! Talk about synchronicity! I don't know who to thank more, Mr bin Forgotten, Prime Minister 'Honest' John Howard, President Bush or the nice Admiral, but whoever is responsible, a big God bless you from all us terrified but patriotic Aussies!! We salute you, gentlemen, and thank you for leading us because we know we can't lead ourselves. One day we might be just like you, but it hardly seems possible.
Read the story
Thank you, Al Qaeda, for taking note of our fears like that
Two days ago the US Department of Homeland Security released a warning that Australia is a target for Al Qaeda terrorism. The Australian government, receiving a kindly visit from Men in Black from the tourism and airline industries, did something completely out of character. With their biggest John Howard nervous grins, they mentioned politely to the USA that "The Australian People" were a tad dubious about that assessment.
At first, the big burly blokes in the American administration stood firm, and told the media they saw no reason to change their alert for Australia. Then, as if by some overnight miracle, or a phone call from some unknown benefactor, they rewrote the whole dossier for us. Big Aussie phew! Australia is no longer a target for Al Qaeda, which sure makes us feel safer. Me, I'm going to find me some big crowded airport right away!
What a great coincidence that the Al Qaeda leader changed his mind about attacking us on the very day that Australian industry delegations met government officials expressing their disquiet? And within hours of the Aussie delegation to Admiral poindexter.
We stopped being a target at precisely that time! Talk about synchronicity! I don't know who to thank more, Mr bin Forgotten, Prime Minister 'Honest' John Howard, President Bush or the nice Admiral, but whoever is responsible, a big God bless you from all us terrified but patriotic Aussies!! We salute you, gentlemen, and thank you for leading us because we know we can't lead ourselves. One day we might be just like you, but it hardly seems possible.
Read the story
Pip Wilson posted item above at 4:47 PM | Permalink
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home