*Ø* Blogmanac | Shrub's 2003 Africa safari


"THE PRESIDENT: Good morning, and thank you for tuning in. I especially want to thank the tens of fives of you listening on America's two remaining black-owned radio stations. They'll be returning to their regular hippity-rap-hop lineup just as soon as this carefully targeted stump speech is over.

"Earlier today, Mrs. Bush and I returned from our week-long trip to the nation of Africa"

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