*Ø* Blogmanac | Oh, Shrub! Prez opens mouth to change feet

Did you hear Shrub's parting words to the African people? I suppose he was concentrating so hard on not calling Africa 'Asia', and calling it a continent and not a country, but is that really an excuse?

His farewell speech to Africa closed with:

God bless Africa! And God continue to bless America!

Imagine you go to the house of some desperately poor neighbours. You rock up in a chauffeur-driven Mercedes and wearing an Armani suit that their kids made in the sweatshop you set up next door. The lives of your neighbours are beset by starvation, domestic violence, fatal diseases and premature death of loved ones. Mother and father both have AIDS. Junior died of injuries last week -- from a weapon made in your factory.

After walking around outside to survey your lakes of oil and vast reserves of diamonds underneath their weed-infested garden -- you come inside, eat their food, tell them what a great place they have and what a shame it is that you and your people have never visited before and never will again. However, you'll be sending some people round to advise on how to spend their last $7.00.

Then you part with these choice words of Christian love and brotherhood:

God bless you! And God continue to bless me!

Oh, Shrub! You really are more of a deadshit than we ever knew.